February 2012
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January 2012
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I could shave my eyebrows and you'd think I'm from...
….and that was when I realized I was wearing my shoes all along.
I'm better than everyone.
As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster. Bring it Jesus.
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Yeah... that's right people, reblog me, cus I'm...
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pragmatism not idealism
more productive comfortable not drinking too much regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries at ease eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) a patient better driver a safer car (baby smiling in back seat) sleeping well (no bad dreams) no paranoia careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the...
December 2011
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